Gotta love snail puns.
I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning
Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
PLUTO IS CRYING
OK MOTHERFUCKERS I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY OF YOU BITCHING IF YOU DONT EVEN TAKE INTO ACCOUNT ERIS WHICH IS FUCKING BIGGER THAN PLUTO.
Fuck off, you crybabies.
well, the scientific community is not so sure any more. New pictures have shown that Pluto to be bigger than what they thought in 2006 and Eris to be smaller but denser.
To be a planet you need to
- orbit around the sun
- to have a nearly rounded shape
- and have cleared its orbit from other objects
Now Pluto orbits the sun, is believed to be a rounded shape but hasn’t cleared it’s orbit because of Neptune. But critics say that Earth orbit isn’t cleared either because we have asteroids in our orbit.
Pluto also has 5 moons.The names are
Charon discovered in 1978
Nix discovered in 2005
Hydra discovered in 2005
Kerberous discover in 2011
and finally Styx discovered in 2012.
Not only that scientist have discovered that Pluto has a stratosphere
Now please take your 2006 way of thinking and throw out the window because what might be true today may not be true tomorrow.
also hail hydra
when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is
cats are fuckin weird man
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students