iamthedrunksnail:

Gotta love snail puns.

iamthedrunksnail:

Gotta love snail puns.

Reblogged from puncentral, 62 notes, August 30, 2014

quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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Reblogged from tyleroakley, 164,512 notes, August 26, 2014

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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(Source: heteroh)

Reblogged from delusionsofgrandr, 450,929 notes, August 26, 2014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

daddy-is-a-sissy:

unmutekurloz:

pyralsnout:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pluto Tumblr Posts photoset

(You’re welcome)

OHANA MEANS FAMILY
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

PLUTO IS CRYING

OK MOTHERFUCKERS I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY OF YOU BITCHING IF YOU DONT EVEN TAKE INTO ACCOUNT ERIS WHICH IS FUCKING BIGGER THAN PLUTO.

Fuck off, you crybabies.

well, the scientific community is not so sure any more. New pictures have shown that Pluto to be bigger than what they thought in 2006 and Eris to be smaller but denser. 

To be a planet you need to

  • orbit around the sun
  • to have a nearly rounded shape
  • and have cleared its orbit from other objects  

Now Pluto orbits the sun, is believed to be a rounded shape but hasn’t cleared it’s orbit because of Neptune. But critics say that Earth orbit isn’t cleared either because we have asteroids in our orbit.

Pluto also has 5 moons.The names are

Charon discovered in 1978

Nix discovered in 2005

Hydra discovered in 2005

Kerberous discover in 2011

and finally Styx discovered in 2012.

Not only that scientist have discovered that Pluto has a stratosphere  

Now please take your 2006 way of thinking and throw out the window because what might be true today may not be true tomorrow.

sources

space.com 

how stuff works

Pluto 5 moons explained and why Pluto may be reclassified as a planet

also hail hydra

Reblogged from delusionsofgrandr, 105,328 notes, August 26, 2014

irisparry:

context is for losers bye

irisparry:

context is for losers bye

Reblogged from delusionsofgrandr, 5,088 notes, August 26, 2014

(Source: tinderboyz)

Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts, 375,762 notes, August 26, 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

[kelcier]

tastefullyoffensive:

[kelcier]

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive, 20,336 notes, August 26, 2014

jesuser:

my school

(Source: trynsave)

Reblogged from the-absolute-funniest-posts, 202,379 notes, August 26, 2014

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

Reblogged from delusionsofgrandr, 319,581 notes, August 26, 2014

punk-kieren-walker:

cats are fuckin weird man

Reblogged from punk-kieren-walker, 9 notes, August 26, 2014

elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

Reblogged from kickassandchewbubblegum, 67,273 notes, August 26, 2014

discoveringdaniel:

grimdarkthroes:

no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE

An anthology of short stories by college students

Reblogged from kickassandchewbubblegum, 179,034 notes, August 26, 2014

moseley | 1, 2, 3

(Source: luharem)

Reblogged from jooncherry, 3,180 notes, August 26, 2014

When cleaning I found a joke book from when I was a kid.

zohbugg:

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Reblogged from kickassandchewbubblegum, 69,984 notes, August 26, 2014

seekerpotter:

Harry Potter + Tumblr

Reblogged from stormafter, 6,611 notes, August 26, 2014