PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
One time when Sirius was helping out with Mrs. Potter’s baking she asked him to stir the batter and he replied with a “sure, Mom” and almost dropped the bowl as he realised what he said. But then James sneaked up behind him to try and stick his finger in the batter and Mrs. Potter slapped at his hand and complained about her messy sons, and Sirius just beamed
THIS IS THE BEST REFERENCED PUN IVE EVER SEEN
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YAS BITCH NEW WEAVE!!!! 22 INCHES!!!!!! YAAAAS!!!!
NEW WEAVE!!! 22INCHEs!!!!!
Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them
some of my friends have really awful parents and i wish i could punch their parents in the gut and then take my friends somewhere where they can be happy and not have to worry about the bs they have to put up with
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far